Anonymous: You can pay me $1000 to have to look at your muffin top nudes

neatvibes:

Shooooooot, my muffin top is cute af. Get outta here with your body shaming shit I’m 50 shades of past feeling anything but grateful for my functioning, beautiful body.

super1eklectic:

infamousnfamous:

“Hey sexy lemme talk to you”“No thanks”“MAN FUCK YOU YOU UGLY ANYWAY HO I WAS JUST PRETENDING TO LIKE YOU 1 CAN GET 3 MORE BITCHES THAT LOOK BETTER THAN YOU”
What’s the worst thing I’ve stolen? Probably little pieces of other people’s lives. Where I’ve either wasted their time or hurt them in some way. That’s the worst thing you can steal, the time of other people. You just can’t get that back.
simulates:

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daddyfuckedme:

ive been waiting for this my whole life
majesticdxpe:

http://majesticdxpe.tumblr.com
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